June 2013
37 posts
having sex with someone is always a threesome when you have god in the room
if my ceiling fan could hold my weight I’d never be bored again
i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be
hey kids! lets play a game!! what starts with f and ends in uck?
firetruck
no it was fuck welcome to the real world son
you better pop lock and drop that attitude
i don’t use punctuation
i use punktuation
being famous must be so hard they probably have to shave their legs like everyday